May 2013
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Any time you see someone do something impressive on television, film or any other form of media these days; they’re doing it for love or hate but almost always for a reason outside of themselves. Someone killed their parents and they must avenge their murder or they’ve met someone who is just worth risking it all for.  This is fine, but here in the real world, it’s perfectly...
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
May 21st
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Anonymous asked: you're a fucking cunt!
May 20th
and then all of a sudden, out of all the howling sadness and enchanted self delusions you awake and see yourself for the first time in years. you’re sick. really fucking sick.  it’s time to drag yourself back into the sun.
May 18th
oh? you’re not listening to the nationals - trouble will find me? then GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
May 17th
May 17th
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May 17th
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ellevis: Every time I am choosing a carrot to take to work I intentionally select the one that looks least like a dick and maybe this illustrates that feminism is still really important. 
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Anonymous asked: how would you describe yourself?
May 15th
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I’m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
May 14th
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Anonymous asked: I miss you.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts on open relationships?
May 12th
Did you think I was lying? I said I’m evil without even trying Already dead so I’m not scared of dying Drinking the red from your heart in one sitting You think you’ve got me pegged, you must be kidding I raise the dead up and they do my bidding Girl, I’m a thousand years old, I’m a riddle Bad little boy, yes, I’m bad, but not little
May 11th
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May 11th
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hahaha accidentally sent my mum a text message last night saying “I’m at Kelvin groves with a Sexy lady lobe you byeeeee” and then i woke up this morning with a face tattoo… so i guess, you could say, on a scale of 1-10, i’m slaying dragons!
May 11th
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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“Mum: You’re still up? Me: NO! SLEEP! TIL! BROOKLYN! Mum: When do you plan on...”
May 9th
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May 8th
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DISCLAIMER
The *fuck it, publish* is implied in all my posts…
May 8th
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“Look, I didn’t mean NEVER ever…”
– Taylor Swift drunk texting
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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Anonymous asked: You deleted that letter and I hope it's because you sent it directly.
May 7th
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May 7th
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Anonymous asked: you seem like an interesting person, i want to know more about you.
May 7th
transe-exquise asked: b t dubs im really diggin the theme well done
May 7th
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Tonight’s Challenge: Hit on girls only using 90’s rap lyrics.
May 7th
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May 6th
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Have you ever been so broke you can’t believe it. Where you find yourself saying “Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, I have ZERO money?! I don’t think that’s even legal”
May 6th
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May 5th
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May 1st
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In a bit of a funk today. Gonna go for a walk and see what it takes to get a hobo to give me a park bench handjob in this town… 
May 1st