May 2013
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Any time you see someone do something impressive on television, film or any other form of media these days; they’re doing it for love or hate but almost always for a reason outside of themselves.
Someone killed their parents and they must avenge their murder or they’ve met someone who is just worth risking it all for.
This is fine, but here in the real world, it’s perfectly...
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Anonymous asked: you're a fucking cunt!
and then all of a sudden, out of all the howling sadness and enchanted self delusions you awake and see yourself for the first time in years.
you’re sick. really fucking sick.
it’s time to drag yourself back into the sun.
oh? you’re not listening to the nationals - trouble will find me? then GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
ellevis:
Every time I am choosing a carrot to take to work I intentionally select the one that looks least like a dick and maybe this illustrates that feminism is still really important.
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Anonymous asked: how would you describe yourself?
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I’m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
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Anonymous asked: I miss you.
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Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts on open relationships?
Did you think I was lying?
I said I’m evil without even trying
Already dead so I’m not scared of dying
Drinking the red from your heart in one sitting
You think you’ve got me pegged, you must be kidding
I raise the dead up and they do my bidding
Girl, I’m a thousand years old, I’m a riddle
Bad little boy, yes, I’m bad, but not little
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hahaha accidentally sent my mum a text message last night saying “I’m at Kelvin groves with a Sexy lady lobe you byeeeee”
and then i woke up this morning with a face tattoo… so i guess, you could say, on a scale of 1-10, i’m slaying dragons!
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Mum: You’re still up?
Me: NO! SLEEP! TIL! BROOKLYN!
Mum: When do you plan on...
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DISCLAIMER
The *fuck it, publish* is implied in all my posts…
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Look, I didn’t mean NEVER ever…
– Taylor Swift drunk texting
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Anonymous asked: You deleted that letter and I hope it's because you sent it directly.
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Anonymous asked: you seem like an interesting person, i want to know more about you.
transe-exquise asked: b t dubs im really diggin the theme well done
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Tonight’s Challenge: Hit on girls only using 90’s rap lyrics.
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Have you ever been so broke you can’t believe it. Where you find yourself saying “Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, I have ZERO money?! I don’t think that’s even legal”
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In a bit of a funk today. Gonna go for a walk and see what it takes to get a hobo to give me a park bench handjob in this town…